I wish that I was a baby

Poor little Banana has been so sick. So he's been up a lot at night. Which means that BW and I have been up a lot at night. And though I don't want to be sick, at least if I was a baby and not a grown-up, I'd have someone to feed me and lull me to sleep (as if at this point I'd need lulling - any flat surface will do). I don't want to get philosophical about being a baby, as in "if I had to be a baby then I'd have to do my life all over again, " yadda yadda. Nope. When I just now put Banana in his bed and thought, "That little monkey gets to lay down and relax and
sleep . . . " I really wanted to trade places with him. Because as exhausted as I am, I've got to keep on keeping on and NOT take a nap! So, at this little moment, I sure would like to be a baby like little Banana and lay in a comfy bed covered up with comfy blankets and sleep till I'm good and finished sleeping, and then have someone come in and pick me up and take care of my every whim . . . hmmm . . . that assisted living place I see advertised on tv isn't looking too bad. Here's to retirement!