After a rather painful breakup with Wish Bear (the star-crossed couple is pictured above as they shared happier days), it seems that the famous Princess Noodle Tasty Names has again found love! Ms. Noodle was wed to Mickey Mouse early yesterday morning in a private family ceremony.
The Tasty Names family interrupted their normal church preparations as Queen Chicken Nugget announced, "And now it is time for your wedding," and began to preside over the joining of Ms. Noodle and Mr. Mickey Mouse. The ceremony took place in the bedroom of the bride's brother, and bride and groom looked peaceful, serene, and very much in love as they stood in front of the play kitchen and exchanged vows. The wedding was attended only by the bride, her groom, and Queen Chicken Nugget, as per the bride's request, but parents of the bride were allowed to listen in from other rooms of the family home.
The happy couple joyously entered the reception, looking as starry-eyed as any toddler and stuffed animal ever have. The reception was catered by the famous Chez Mamma's restaurant, and Mamma herself lent her culinary talents for the occasion. The menu included bananas, graham crackers, Cheese-Its, chicken nuggets, cereal, milk, not to mention a fine 2007 apple juice from Mamma's private collection; It seemed that Mamma spared no expense! The feasting lasted until church time and then resumed after church, lasting most of the day and into the night, so festive was the celebration.
The bride was stunning in a blue and green plaid dress with smocking and puffy sleeves. To accent the knee-length ensemble, the bride chose elegant white tights and her very special "princess shoes," the black patent-leather variety with two straps. The groom was debonair in an orange shirt, blue slacks, and stylish orange and white tennis shoes. A classier couple one will never see.
As Mr. Mouse has been a family friend for years, the parents of the bride could not be happier with this union. The couple will reside in the Tasty Names family home indefinitely, but most likely until the bride is at least eighteen years old.
This and many enjoyable Tasty Names articles are funded by Chez Mamma's Famous Restaurant. Chez Mamma's is available for catering any kind of event, including business lunches, birthday parties, anniversary celebrations, and weddings for toddlers and large stuffed mice.
2 comments:
Hilarious!
you kill me.
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